What’s long and impressive, heavy, made by David Dukes and has spent the last six weeks sat in the offices of Ace Taxis? Luca’s rifle, that’s what. I realised last week that it wasn’t in my hall with the rest of the props. I spent several days ringing people and gradually freaking out until I finally discovered it had been left in the boot of a taxi on the last day of photography. I pity da fool who put dat rifle in dat cab…

The most difficult location of the shoot, the Crystal Rooms nightclub, has come back to haunt us, as the manager won’t let us back in to complete the scene. Edd’s going nuts trying to find one that can double.

Bekka’s working on a new look for the demons, since the old one looked great on paper but didn’t translate well to reality. Certain knarly props and costumes remain obstinately unsortable. A weapons rack can’t be that difficult to get made, after plasma pulse grenades and a giant hotel sign… can it?