Arrrr! Greetings, landlubbers! I be wearing an eye patch due to an operation I had on my eyelids this afternoon, hence my piratical turn of phrase (and probable multitude of typos).

Shiver me timbers if good old George down in Marin County ain’t granted me free clearance to use the Star Wars toys in the scenes in Joe’s flat.

Cows be wily animals. Never trust a cow.