Less than a week to go. The cast and crew copies finally showed up on my doorstep this morning, all pristine and cellophane-wrapped. (Sorry about the cellophane. Personally, I hate the stuff, and one day intend to track down the inventor and invoice him for all the time I’ve wasted during my life trying to rip the stuff off things.)

The DVD is now available to order from a number of other websites besides Play, including: Virgin Megastore, HMV, Tesco (you can also rent it from there), Woolworths, CD Wow, Amazon UK (also rental), Screen Select (rental only), WHSmith and Asda, but I’ll warn you that they’re all more expensive than Play. I’m told that Blockbuster will also be stocking it.

I’m extending an open invitation for anyone so inclined to join me for coffee at the cafe in Virgin Megastore, Oxford Street, London, England, Europe, The World, The Solar System, The Galaxy, The Universe, at 11am on Monday. If you can’t find me, it’s because a security guard mistook my box of cast and crew copies for a bunch of pirate DVDs and is interrogating me in the back room behind the pantry. “Oh, directed it, did you, sir? A very likely story.”