Yesterday I took Simon Wyndham to about half of the fight scene locations, talking him through the scenes and providing him with copies of my virtually indecipherable storyboards.

Simon Ball and James are setting up the auditions for next week. Apologies to all those who applied and haven’t been asked to audition.

What the hell was that? It sounded like a number of small explosions immediately outside my flat. Blimey. I think it must have been fireworks.